Tuesday 13 March 2012

Will you do it?

All together now! (... to the tune of 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean'.)


Wet towels lie strewn in the bathroom,
Cat litter lies on the floor,
Fluff's on each step of the staircase,
And trousers hang over the door!


Chorus
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy the household for me, for me.
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy the household for me.

  Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed,
Last night as I lay on my pillow, I dreamt
Someone else tidied instead.

Chorus

 Oh, wave a wand over the kitchen 
And magic away the debris,
Oh, wave a wand over the toilet
And shine up the basin for me.

Chorus

The furniture's cleaned with the duster,
The vacuum's dragged over the floor,
I've mopped and I've scrubbed and I've tidied
And now I am saying, "No more!"

Chorus


13 comments:

  1. I think I need to sing this in a very loud voice, see if my lot listen.

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  2. I think we should all get together and do a 'flash mob' version of that brilliant ditty!!
    Jane x

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    1. A virtual 'flash mob' now that's an idea!
      xx

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  3. Oh bring back, bring back,
    Oh bring back that cleaning lady to me!

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  4. You are just daft you are, but lovely with it and made me smile.

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  5. I think I will be singing that tune all night now!

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  6. What a fabulous ditty,you should get some royalties for the smiles you gave today lol..great work.

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  7. aahhh if only we could all sing this together and the fairys would come ;-)) dee x

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  8. Lovely song!! I will have to sing it next time I clean!!

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  9. I can't believe that I have really just sung all that in my head, lol
    Just shows how gullible I am, but thought it great all the same.
    Briony
    x

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