All together now! (... to the tune of 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean'.)
Wet towels lie strewn in the bathroom,
Wet towels lie strewn in the bathroom,
Cat litter lies on the floor,
Fluff's on each step of the staircase,
Fluff's on each step of the staircase,
Chorus
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy the household for me, for me.
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy the household for me.
Tidy up, tidy up,
Tidy the household for me.
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed,
Last night as I lay on my pillow, I dreamt
Someone else tidied instead.
Chorus
Oh, wave a wand over the kitchen
Last night as I lay on my bed,
Last night as I lay on my pillow, I dreamt
Someone else tidied instead.
Chorus
Oh, wave a wand over the kitchen
And magic away the debris,
Oh, wave a wand over the toilet
And shine up the basin for me.
Chorus
The furniture's cleaned with the duster,
The vacuum's dragged over the floor,
I've mopped and I've scrubbed and I've tidied
And now I am saying, "No more!"
Chorus
Oh, wave a wand over the toilet
And shine up the basin for me.
Chorus
The furniture's cleaned with the duster,
The vacuum's dragged over the floor,
I've mopped and I've scrubbed and I've tidied
And now I am saying, "No more!"
Chorus
I think I need to sing this in a very loud voice, see if my lot listen.
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ReplyDeleteI think we should all get together and do a 'flash mob' version of that brilliant ditty!!
ReplyDeleteJane x
A virtual 'flash mob' now that's an idea!
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Oh bring back, bring back,
ReplyDeleteOh bring back that cleaning lady to me!
Love the song! ;)
ReplyDeletexx
You are just daft you are, but lovely with it and made me smile.
ReplyDeleteI think I will be singing that tune all night now!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous ditty,you should get some royalties for the smiles you gave today lol..great work.
ReplyDeleteaahhh if only we could all sing this together and the fairys would come ;-)) dee x
ReplyDeleteI love it xxx
ReplyDeleteLovely song!! I will have to sing it next time I clean!!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that I have really just sung all that in my head, lol
ReplyDeleteJust shows how gullible I am, but thought it great all the same.
Briony
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