Drippy Dittie

(Chorus  - to the tune of the Galop in the Finale of The Overture to William Tell by Gioachino Rossini) 

To be sung with urgency, preferably out of tune. This ditty has particular impact when sung at speed!

(Spoken): Keep healthy - drink 2 litres of water every day.

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the looooooo, 

To the loo, loo, loo!

(Spoken): Go to bed, try to go to sleep, toss and turn and then - 

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

(Spoken): Before you go out.

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the looooooo, 

To the loo, loo, loo!

(Spoken): Before an important occasion.

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the looooooo, 

To the loo, loo, loo!

(Spoken): Pass by a public convenience.

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the looooooo, 

To the loo, loo, loo!

(Spoken): Sorry, have to go now!

Chorus: To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the loo, to the loo,

To the loo, loo, loo,

To the looooooo, 

To the loo, loo, loo!

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Written with inspiration from Rachael Radiostar.

:)