Thursday 5 September 2013

To-de-loo

To the tune of Close Every Door To Me
Cleaned every bog loo today,
Chased all the germs away,
Under the rim and
Around the U bend.

Don’t do this everyday
The job never goes away
Leave the bowl sparkling
Seat clean for your end!

This job is important so
I clean where we have to go
And I know that now the loos
All smell divine.

Cleaned every bog loo today
Germs and dirt gone away
Wiped, brushed and polished
Just me alone.

And I know I did find (excuse the grammar)
Complete peace of mind
With a brush, cloth and cleaner
In a world of my own.



Also known as Bog Ballad, Doos Ditty, Water Closet Witterings, Rest Room Recitations or Privy Ponderings.

xx


5 comments:

  1. Good clean fun, none of this lavatory humour, please!

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  2. Youu are daft, but I like you. Sorry not commented only just realised others posts not showing unless I have signed in, have missed loads.

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  3. Might as well make it fun. Makes the horrible jobs more bearable.
    Carolx

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  4. Ha! Ha! a poem to the loo!!!

    Yes make it fun ...I say!!!

    keep well

    Amanda :-)

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