Scene:- Chemist's waiting area
Young man in the back (chatting to young lady behind the counter) : It's sex discrimination, that's what it is. For girls it's, "Sugar and spice and all things nice," but for boys it's, "Snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails." It's not fair!
Young girl behind the counter: No, you're right there.
Lady in waiting area (me): It's, "Frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails."
Young man in the back (calling out to Lady in waiting area): Ah, thank you, I'm not of the older generation. I always thought it was, "Snips and snails."
Lady in waiting area (me) - thinking: "I've finally arrived! Welcome to old age."
PS Edited to note -
1. He's correct too. I looked up the rhyme and learned something new.
2. I also looked up 'snips' and learned something new! (This is a comedy site and is complete nonsense. Don't read this if you are easily offended.)
3. I'm still not sure what 'snips' means.