Tuesday, 31 March 2015

I shouldn't ...

I shouldn't keep the largest piece of toast for myself when I'm making breakfast.
I shouldn't keep clothes that I'm never ever going to fit into again.
I shouldn't eat more than 2 wine gums at any one time.
I shouldn't leave just 2 pieces of toilet paper on the roll in the hopes that someone else will put a new one on.
I shouldn't taste the soup and then put the spoon back in the pan.
I shouldn't put white clothes in the washer with anything other than other white clothes.
I shouldn't water down the dishwashing liquid too much so that others will suspect something's amiss.
I shouldn't pick my nose when on my own in the car because others may be watching.
I shouldn't dye my own hair because I miss bits.
I shouldn't not dust.
I shouldn't cut my toenails on the carpet and not pick all the bits up.
I shouldn't add any more - I've admitted enough already!

… should I?

xx

9 comments:

  1. Sounds as though you just do the same things as everyone else to me! xx

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  2. We all, after all, are only human.

    7 mini candy coated, chocolate and jelly centred eggs at one time are my limit...

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  3. I think we all do things we shouldn't
    Rosezeeta

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  4. I am quite sure we all have a "shouldn't" list........

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  5. You do live dangerous, but life is full of shouldn't and loads of silly rules, life should be fun.

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  6. He he, brilliant. Life on the edge, love it xx

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  7. Ha Ha, this made me laugh. Oh goodness, as the others have commented, you are perfectly normal. An inspired post that probably got a lot of your readers thinking about their own "i shouldnts"

    I shouldnt sit here in the office on my own (everyone else has headed off early) eating chocolates given to me for Easter by myself!!! They are mine, but i really should take them home to share. Should I?

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