... that washing the kitchen floor on my hands and knees using a cloth is preferable to using a mop (I can get in the corners and see all the dirt without putting my glasses on).
... that using brown wrapping paper for presents is preferable to buying special wrapping paper for different occasions (only one roll in the cupboard so saving space).
... that wearing stretchy pants is preferable to wearing trousers or jeans with a waist band (ahhhh).
... that sitting on the floor is preferable to sitting on a chair (just me, I guess).
... that mopping up my plate with a piece of bread means I don't have to wash the plate (just joshing).
... that blowing one's nose on kitchen paper towel is preferable to blowing it on loo paper or tissues (as it's thicker and bigger so lasting longer).
... that sneezing without putting my hand over my mouth is much more satisfying to me (not to anyone else though).
PS - if you don't possess stretchy pants do not, repeat DO NOT, buy any. Your waistline will never forgive you. :)