Who washes their hair in the bathroom sink and cleans the sink with their sudsy hands?
Who turns jars upside down in order to use every last drop or bit?
Who mops the kitchen floor only to have a human or an animal walk on it as you are mopping?
Who cleans all work surfaces in the kitchen, goes out, and comes back to find biscuit crumbs, a dirty mug or plate just plonked down in the middle?
Who bakes and has to sample the remnants in the bowl or the crumbs left when said item comes out of the oven?
Who sits at the computer and is immediately joined by the cat? (Substitute any pet or child here.)
Who starts to read a book and feels guilty that they are not 'doing' something?
Who has a 'place for everything' yet neglects to return items there?
Who eats the chocolate that is saved for Christmas?
Who starts a new craft project without finishing the last one? (Substitute the word 'others' here.)
Who cultivates a wonderful set of nails which last for less than a day before one nail splits or breaks?
Who hoovers the carpet, puts the vacuum away and immediately finds a 'bit' on the floor?
Who buys a jar or packet of something only to find one or more at the back of the cupboard?
Who spends too much time asking questions?
PS I'll just remove the cat from my knee and carry on with my jobs.