To be sung to the tune of Ding Dong Bell.
Dung pongs well,
Breathe in deep and smell.
What on earth's it for
Right outside the door?
Where're yer gonna put
All that load of muck?
We'll spread it all around the plot
To grow more veg - an awful lot.
We worked so very hard
To nourish all the soil in our edible back yard.